reblog if your name isn't Ashley.
realgirlfitspo: immortal-goldfish: skadiyoko: pastassassins: 2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting! We’ll find you Ashley. This post is scandalous. reblogging because ashley cant. Wtf?! Of all names! Lmfao. I’m an Ashley and I’m confused as to why I’ve only seen a post like this about an Ashley? Haha
Reblog if you're a pierced/tattooed/modded Mommy...
she-emenius-sleepus: mommy to be :)
leukotomies: wankmeatsix: nothing worse than your social anxiety getting mistaken for rudeness lol
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
oopsishittedagain: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
ibleedtheatre: fangirlingwithhazza: myversionofperfect: hyliam: they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides i would lose so much weight the faster you go the faster the wifi Now that’s motivation
holynipples: holynipples: my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up i have a brain tumor
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN